Blog Assembly Instructions

Before assembly, please check contents carefully. If in the unlikely event that an item is missing, please contact our customer enquiry line.

Disclaimer
This blog is designed to be used in the home. It is not suitable for business use.

Contents
Basic framework
Stopwatch (only provided with Model B)
Elastoplast
Suggestions for use

To assemble this item, you will also need:
Screwdriver
Spirit level (it is essential that the blog is correctly installed for it to function effectively)
Experience (must be BS1362 compliant)
Sense of humour (must be stored in a cool, dry environment)

Ordnance Survey Landranger Map 102 (1:50,000 scale)
100ml Midnight Oil (slow burning)
The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (3rd Edition)

Notice
Although we have done all we can to make these instructions correct, we are not responsible for mistakes or missing information which are due to circumstances beyond our control.

After initial construction, the blog should be left undisturbed for a period of at least 24 hours before use